you know you’re getting old when you watch the little mermaid and when ariel says “i’m 16 years old. i’m not a child anymore.” and you’re just sat there like yes you fucking are young lady stop it
The day you start agreeing with the parents in kids movies is the day it’s all over.
The best things in life are free. The second best are very, very expensive.
He looked at me like I was crazy. Most of my lovers do, and that’s partly why they love me, and partly why they leave.
you know the friendship’s real when there’s a rumour you’re gay for each other
alcohol is not the answer
alcohol is the question, yes is the answer